“my Art GCSE wasn’t wasted here’s danisnotonfire + amazingphil in my @unionjworld xclusive DIY merchandise”
forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising
I think we all need to stop and think about just how awkward doing simple, everyday things would be if you were Slender Man
Like riding a bike